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The Blind Date Diaries a romantic comedy by Brenda St John Brown




Title: The Blind Date Diaries
Author: Brenda St John Brown
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: January 15, 2020



Blurb

Dating? Lower than a bikini wax on my list of priorities.

Blind dating? Letā€™s just say Iā€™d rather have a Brazilian - and not the hot soccer-player variety.

So the fact Iā€™ve agreed to do a blind-date feature for Pink, the magazine I work for, and write it all up Bridget Jones style means one thing - Pink is in dire straits and this is my best shot at saving my job.

Make that my only shot because date number one is with Jack Reese ā€“ the son of the publisher of Pink ā€“ and he dislikes me as much as I dislike him.

Or at least I thought he did.







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Excerpt

ā€œAng is going to be Pinkā€™s own Bachelorette?ā€ Erinā€™s tone is snarky, and I dig my fingernails into my palm to keep myself from snapping back at her. Just because Iā€™m curvy doesnā€™t mean I couldnā€™t be a Bachelorette.
ā€œWithout the roses. Because thatā€™s dumb, man. I donā€™t care what anyone says,ā€ says Patrick, with an exaggerated eye roll.
Everyone laughs and I shoot Patrick a grateful look. I owe him big time for jumping on board with this and keeping any doubts heā€™s had to himself. ā€œThe introductory spread is going in the print edition, weā€™ve got banner ads for the website, and Patrickā€™s also put together a set of social media banners. Weā€™ll need to really build buzz about this before we run the first blind date story next week.ā€
ā€œWhat if no one responds?ā€ asks Mike. ā€œYouā€™re relying on nominations, right? What if there arenā€™t any?ā€
ā€œOh, come on. As if.ā€ Melissa side-eyes Mike and everyone laughs.
I laugh, too, but the truth is, Mike just hit on my biggest fear related to this whole thing. Not the dates themselves because if I can get through lunch with my boss, I can get through a blind date. But what if no one wants to participate? What if no one wants to go out with me?
And I know itā€™s not about me at all in the broad scheme of things. But in the details, it is. Iā€™m the datee in this thing and Iā€™m no Helen of Troy. I mean, Iā€™m not ugly, justā€¦average. Average height. Average looks. On the plus side, I have great cheekbones. On the minus side, Iā€™m carrying at least twenty extra pounds because I donā€™t exercise enough. My other older brother, Will, always says I have the body of a supermodel hidden in me somewhere, but Willā€™s a personal trainer and he gets paid to say things like that.
Erinā€™s voice snaps me out of my reverie. ā€œWe need a plant.ā€
ā€œA plant?ā€ A shrub, maybe a rhododendron? ā€œFor what?ā€
ā€œNot that kind. I mean a pre-determined winner for date one,ā€ says Erin. ā€œSo in case no one comes forward, we can fudge it and have someone to kick this off.ā€
Before I can respond, a voice rings out from the back of the room and all heads turn towards Jack Reese, whoā€™s somehow slipped in the back when no one was watching. ā€œIā€™ll do it.ā€
My heart leaps to my throat. Jackā€™s gaze is cool and detached, although his eyes rake over me like heā€™s picturing my gray skirt pushed up around my waist and now I canā€™t help imagining that, too. I glance down at my fingers twisting the pen in my hand and when I glance back up at Jack, I see a trace of a smirk on his lips. Like he knows heā€™s had an effect on me and heā€™s ticking off some mental scorecard.
ā€œUh, yeah?ā€ My words are no better than a stutter. ā€œI mean, that could work, right?ā€
ā€œUnless you have a better suggestion?ā€ Erinā€™s tone makes it clear what she thinks the likelihood of this is.
All eyes turn towards me. I could admit right now that the whole Jack thing has already been arranged, but it occurs to me that it probably looks better for Jack to offer, so I say, ā€œNope. Jack, that makes you bachelor number one. As long as youā€™re up for it?ā€
ā€œOh, Iā€™m up for it.ā€ Jack wriggles his eyebrows and Erin giggles.




Author Bio


Brenda is a displaced New Yorker living in the English countryside. Sheā€™s lived in the UK long enough to gain dual citizenship, but still doesnā€™t understand Celsius. However, she has learned the appropriate use of the word ā€œpantsā€. And how to order a proper bacon bap/barm/buttie. Because, well, bacon.

Brenda writes contemporary romance to make you giggle and swoon. When sheā€™s not writing, she enjoys hiking, running and reading. In theory, she also enjoys cooking, but itā€™s more that she enjoys eating and, try as she might, she canā€™t live on Doritos alone.

For more information or to connect with Brenda visit http://brendastjohnbrown.com


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